I received this as an email earlier this week and I thought it was funny AND true!
FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS!
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph-- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you live in Utah.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Utahns!
Posted by Emily Snow at 3:21 AM
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7 comments:
Okay, I haven't seen this one but I love it! I could relate to almost every single one!! Ah, Utah.
That's great. You never know how weird we are until someone else points it out.
I am definitely a Utahn...I liked that!
These are great! Very Very Funny!
I thought of one more. You have been at a luncheon and there is a salad made with green Jello. Last month we got four different green Jello salads at the luncheon for Giselle. I never knew you could put some things in green Jello. Everyone has there own version of Green Jello Salad I found out. Hug the boys. Love Always Mom I will talk to you later today.
I was waiting to read something about Jello in there!! Like if you eat Jello for every single meal you may live in Utah. I never knew you could do so much with that little box...of course when I lived in Idaho, I had no idea you could make so much out of one little potato either..yummy but had no idea.
I guess I should have read the post by Mom!!! Great minds I guess:)
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